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Bikini Bottom, 2 Bedroom, Sleeps 6, Crescent Beach, Walk to the beach, WiFi

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Experience Crescent Beach the way the natives do at Bikini Bottom, our cozy cottage just 3 blocks from the beach. With garage parking, yards for enjoying the great outdoors, and all the comforts of home, it's destined to become your favorite vacation ...
Only $300 to Book Now!
  • St. Augustine Beach
  • Best Value/Garden
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • Sleeps: 6
  • No Smoking Rental
  • Pool: No
  • Pets: No
Book your dream vacation now for only $300! Click here or call 1-844-334-4588
  • Welcome to Bikini Bottom!
  • Ready. Set. Relax.
  • Sit a Spell
  • Living Area
  • Plan Out Your Day
  • Open Concept Design
  • Stay Connected
  • Coffee, anyone?
  • We have all the kitchen basics
  • Take Out?
  • Master Retreat
  • Everything You Need
  • Bathroom Close By
  • Getting Ready For The Day
  • Perfect for the Kids
  • Sweet Dreams
  • Private Bathroom
  • So fresh and clean!
  • Wish You Were Here?
  • Enjoy miles of sugary white sands and soft blue waves
  • Welcome to your perfect Florida beach vacation!
  • Make your dream of a Florida beach vacation come true!
  • Aerial View
  • Warm Inviting Beaches
  • The velvety sands, the sparkling waves
  • A city like no other
  • Yo ho ho!
  • Take a step back in time and visit the Castillo de San Marcos!
Property quick facts for Bikini Bottom
  • City: St. Augustine Beach
  • View: Best Value/Garden
  • Sleeps: 6
  • No Smoking Rental
  • Pool: No
  • Elevator: No
  • Pets: No
  • Bathrooms: 2
  • Bedrooms: 2
  • Bedroom #1 (1 Queen)
  • Bedroom #2 (2 Twins)
  • Extra Bedding (1 Sofa Sleeper)
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Description for Bikini Bottom Experience Crescent Beach the way the natives do at Bikini Bottom, our cozy cottage just 3 blocks from the beach. With garage parking, yards for enjoying the great outdoors, and all the comforts of home, it's destined to become your favorite vacation retreat!

As you might guess from its whimsical name, our shell-pink house is designed for comfort and laid-back beach ease. We just know you're going to love it here! The living and dining area is open and pleasant, with a big front window, breezy ceiling fan, and warm lamplight. After a long day at the beach, it's bliss to sink into our ultra-comfy couches (one of which converts to a bed for 2!) and see what's on TV or put your favorite flick on the VCR while the kids arrange all the day's treasures -- shells, sharks' teeth -- along the coffee table.

The dining area is just beyond the living room, with a handsome wood table and chairs plus a breakfast bar with padded stools. Remove the leaf from the table to create the perfect card-playing area, or leave it in so there's room for some of your gang to set up the laptop (you have free wireless Internet at Bikini Bottom) and check Facebook while others spread out brochures of all the sights you're planning to visit in St. Augustine.

Of course, you could actually dine at the dining table -- but it's too tempting to take your meals outside and enjoy the fresh sea breeze and balmy air while sipping that first cup of coffee or enjoying the catch of the day from the local seafood place.

Our kitchen is open to the main living area, so the cook stays in the action instead of being isolated in a separate room. Fitted with spotless appliances and attractive cabinetry, it's both convenient and very well-equipped. Make a grocery run on your way into town and you'll be fixed up for your whole stay, because we've got everything you need to prepare and serve a feast -- cookware, utensils, dishes, and flatware, not to mention all the time-savers that get you out of the kitchen and back on the beach a little faster: a microwave, blender, coffeemaker, and dishwasher. The livin' is easy at Bikini Bottom!

All of this togetherness is great during the waking hours, but when it's time to sleep, everyone wants quiet and privacy -- which is another reason you'll like Bikini Bottom. Our 2 bedrooms are designed to induce calm, restful thoughts, and you'll find yourself lingering in bed in the morning, enjoying the stillness. We also provide all of the linens, blankets, pillows, and towel sets you need for the house, plus a washer and dryer to keep them all -- and all your beach towels and vacation duds! -- fresh. Pack light and come as you are!

The master bedroom contains an ultra-luxurious queen-sized bed with his-and-her lamps on the nightstands, just in case one of you wants to sleep while the other simply must finish that Ruth Rendell mystery. The furniture is white wicker, the décor is soothing, and the quiet is pure heaven! An en-suite bathroom completes your haven, encouraging long lazy mornings.

The second bedroom offers 2 twin beds, a nice view of the tropical greenery outside, and easy access to our second full bathroom. This room is perfect for a second couple or for kids, with a light and calming décor that helps everyone settle down and sleep well.

Remember, if you need to sleep 1 or 2 more people, there is a convertible sofa in the living room. Room for everyone here!

While you're at Bikini Bottom, consider all the beach equipment yours to enjoy. We've got umbrellas, mats, and sand toys aplenty -- everything you need for a perfect day at Crescent Beach.

If you want a beach vacation in a low-key family setting, come to Bikini Bottom. You're just minutes from historic downtown St. Augustine and 3 streets away from one of the best beaches in Florida. Once you've stayed here, we predict you'll be back every year.
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*** Final pricing will include fees in addition to rent; including an end of stay cleaning fee, non refundable damage waiver, booking fee, local and state tax and community application fee (on select communities). *** All fees will be provided prior to booking.
Amenities for Bikini Bottom
  • Coffee Maker - Yes
  • Cookware
  • Dishwasher - Yes
  • Full Kitchen
  • Microwave - Yes
  • Oven - Yes
  • Refrigerator - Yes
  • Stove - Yes
  • Toaster - Yes
  • Utensils
  • Medical Srvs Nearby
  • Nearby Grocery
  • Outlet Shopping
  • Shopping - Yes
  • Airport - 50 miles-DAB
  • Football - Jacksonville Stadium
  • Neighborhood - Crescent Beach House
  • Miniature Golf - Yes
  • playground - Yes
  • Boating - Yes
  • golf - Yes
  • Free Wifi
  • Exceptional Sunrises
Guest Rating for Bikini Bottom
Very Clean!
Great home, super clean, kitchen had plenty of cookware. I would definitely stay again!
Bikini bottom / Crescent Beach
We could not have stayed in a better place for our needs..Bikini bottom was clean we didn't have to worry about bringing anything but of course our personal belongings and clothing.. we would highly recommend bikini bottom to friends and family.. we will consider booking this for next year..
Everything was wonderful. The house was very clean.
We had a wonderful time. The house was very nice. Loved the application to help out with with check in, trash day, check out, etc. No problems with anything. Loved how close we were to everything. Loved the walk to the beach. The owners of the house have everything that was needed to make it feel like "home". Very appreciative. Had notes to help us out with things & loved that the hose was set up to be able to spray the sand off of us & all the beach items. The house had everything that was stated in the description. Everyone around ST Augustine was very nice. Would definitely recommend any one to stay at Bikini Bottom. We are all leisure & very laid back especially at vacation time. We hope to be back. Just cannot book a year in advance. We have to many changes in our schedules to do a year in advance. Thank you. The Adrianson's
Great stay
We throughly enjoyed staying at bikini bottom. It's close to everything. Walk to beach, with-in 15 minute drive to most attractions in St augustine, and a easy to maintain living quarters. For the price of the house you can't beat it. We'll be coming back in the future.
Wonderful Day to Drive on the Beach
The house was very clean, very short walk to the beach, no crowds!!!!very close to road if you have small children but wonderful location. You can drive on the beach if you have 4 wheel drive and my teenagers loved this! We rented last minute and VRPros were great!
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